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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Review (Milk Mama)


This is, by the way, what we should have had more of when we were “treated” to Taboo District (Icarus Publishing), because it’s not ONE, not TWO but THREE genres all at once!

Women whose tits “cum” milk? Check. And, as a sidebar note, women who scream about their lovers getting their tits to “cum” milk? Check. Women having incestual sex with loved ones? Check (and Taboo). Women with large tits (though still not as large as in Blue Eyes)? Check.

Split into five eye opening feasts of sexual joy, you’ll find that this title is not only all erotica but it’s also got it’s good points past that as well. Written well, drawn lusciously, and with that spark of lovable characters (with only one pair that draws my ire, and by pair I mean people and not… never mind, I’ll get to that in a second) with sex that is actually hot hot hot (though a little irritating as well in two ways) this is well worth your time and effort to own!

That bastard Hiro! He reminds me of what’s his name from Sex Friend! How he ended up getting the lucky end of the sexual partner lottery I have no idea, but as it turns out he’s about to evolve an already hot kinky incest relationship with his milk producing mom into something greater!

To date he’s been helping his mom by drinking her milk, which is kinky unto itself… that is until it goes too far and they move into the fucking and milking stage of their relationship. Now you’d think that’d be enough but somehow it just isn’t… so after saving his mom from the rapist delivery man (who rapes her and then is threatened with death when her son catches him in the act) and a bit of sex in school and before you know it the last barrier between the two goes bye bye and a loving future as a happy couple awaits this newly created loving pair… only the story ends there and you don’t see how their love blooms from this point forward. DAMMIT!!

This disappointment in relationship dynamics continues in the third story as two female friends learn to love each other as only lesbians can, complete with hot lesbian sex… then it turns out they’re only bisexual and the second act ends with them dining on shy yet fully functional family manmeat and that blows away what should have been as good a story as Milk Mama (only with lesbians instead of straight sex mama/son).

Second story? Guy is jealous of his brother who married this hot women he’s got feelings for… let’s see how long that lasts when he ends up being a sex tool to satisfy said wife with his brother watching (after he finds out the brother he’s jealous of can no longer perform his husbandly duties in bed). Yeah, sure, where’s the love in that? Kinda bitter and sad if you really think about it, in that the only way he’ll be near the woman he loves is to substitute for his older brother in bed and feed her deviant sexual desires (without any real love to comfort him).

Fourth story is all about finding hot sex with the Candy Shoppe girl (which is actually a story that seems to be more than meets the eye as you‘ll read more about in the afterwords by the author), and then one guy and two sisters and lots of sex (and a threesome too). Joy?

First off the pluses of this one.
Sex is unbelievably hot, and when the pairings work and things go well the sex works really really well. Solid writing, drawn beautifully with very hot sex scenes this title works really well… when the pairings work.

Hate the one lesbian couple that turns out to be bisexual. Really, did they need a mancock between them to be together? I don’t think so!
Hate the second story about the younger brother who stands in for his older brother in bed with his brother’s wife. Somehow I don’t think he’ll find any real love with her as she just seems to want to be fucked by him and not much else.

The first couple (mama and son and the many long drags of milk shared) is the best coupling of the title. A kinda distant second is the last two sets (though the title pair is the best pair).

But still… it got a perfect score and there’s a few flaws?
Thing is this isn’t a relationship romance book, it’s a sex book, odds are you’re here for the fucking (not the long term loving relationships formed between the pairs fucking each other). Sad, as a lot of my favorite 5 out of 5 titles had perfect couples in them, but at least the first couple was great (and then the fourth pairing with the girl from the Candy Shoppe), and while I don’t like how it goes between the pseudo lesbians at least the first half of their story has that moment when they look like they’d be perfect for each other (never quite happens as I thought it would but still…)

Long story short (I know, too late) it’s a hot piece of sex that, surprise surprise, does have some great couplings and solid writing/artwork that makes checking in for this one worth it.

No real standout lesbian erotica except for the one scene, and not all couples are created equal, but at the end of the day it’s still a great book for you sex fans and should be in your collection. A 5 out of 5.

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