Erotic Review : Air Erotica : In-Flight Fantasies

Moonlight Pictures’ Air Erotica : In-Flight Fantasies
2 hours stuck on the runway out of 5

Since technically we are releasing two titles shortly that focus on recommending the best (or telling you what to avoid) to keep you entertained on long flights why not bring back a review of a title that is set, technically, on an airplane.

And by technically I mean the movie at no point actually boards any airplane of any sort despite the fact the whole "thrust" of the movie is a woman trying to set up a so called “Gentleman’s Club” in the Mile High Club mindset of a flying plane, with the stewardesses as the “in flight meal” for the sexually hungry male passengers… they pole dance (wait, wait, they're going to install stripper poles into the plane?), lapdance, have sex... except for the fact that this concept never actually gets off the ground past the "audition" phase (or uses any of the double beds seen in real planes at the end of 2007, and bitched about by the sexless drones of Fixed Noise (FOX NEWS)).

Instead the audience is “treated” to two rather bland sets (one in the main female lead (a pilot) house, the other in a nearby strip club she has some interest in). Why this is all about flying sex stewardess and nobody gets into the air is something you can probably blame on the crappy budget of the film, but… well… whatever.

Anyway the main female of the title wants to make an airline that serves men sexually (reviving a failing airline a that was owned by a relative of her‘s), and while that is a most interesting concept (I mean stewardesses + sex should equal something interesting) we never actually leave the ground as sex varies between her humping guys in her apartment, and prospective stewardess candidates “performing” lapdancing stripper style for men (which ends in sex, of course).

This is nice (I suppose given the budget and the restrictions placed on this being it‘s a softcore porn and all), but unrealistic as the women would most likely have to “perform” far different in the tight confines of a plane (compensating for air
turbulence and so forth) which is never really touched on as they perform the same
sex scenes over and over again with only a change of “partners” and rotating back
and forth between the apartment and strip club to break up the monotony of the
scenes. However, in softcore porn's defense, it has an actual story which is more than I can say for the string of just sex hardcore sex scenes I've seen in a couple of hardcore movies. So, you know, you just like seeing women's tits bouncing in fake sex and like a story more than watching endless shots of cock shoved into women's cunts then you might like the softcore porn route better. You know, just in case actual plot and sexy women is more your thing.

There is a little innovation (one couple focused on the female’s needs masturbation
scene which is abit lengthy but uninspired as only the brink of orgasm brings out the most “vocal” response from the women) but for the most part it’s cookie cutter sex rotated only here and there to bring some difference. (Then again so is hardcore sex erotica abit cookie cutterish from what I've seen so what's the difference).

There is a little woman on woman dancing at the start, but all the sex is male/female only, no variations or real oomph to the sex which is abit sad. Mostly watching naked women/guys “dance” softcore style is the only attraction here, as it is not the most interesting of views (or recommendations).
(One thing I have to compliment hardcore is the lesbian erotica is better... and just plain there to begin with.)

In the end of the day this is a bargain priced hentai that gets a bargain priced score. (Except that near the end of 2007 all copies of this movie vanished from Barnes & Noble, the place I got my copy from, so that not even a used copy is available… you’ll have to look elsewhere for this one if it piques your interest.)

Air Erotica : In Flight Fantasies, like a certain airline that had a flight meltdown during Valentine’s Day 2007 (and again Spring Break 2007), fails to get off the runway with 2 “Will they add stripper poles inside the plane cabin” inquiries out of 5.