Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Spring Cleaning Done... that was fast!
Apparently all the spam went to Sakura Blossoms... oh well. Anyway please become a follower please!
A brand new fiction!
Kicking off a new series. See about updating it on Tuesdays. In the meantime hope to crank out content on Tuesdays and Thursdays... with an eye to returning to full time erotica writing once I am rolling writing full time. Ok... time to spring clean now since I'm back to writing full time.
Not So Grimm Tales Chapter One
Once upon a time in a rather small uninteresting kingdom that wouldn't be missed if it were covered in thorns and vanished off the face of the Earth...
"Ahem."
Yeah, yeah, there lived a king and a queen who ruled this little kingdom of many wonders, lile running water, and public transportation, and ye olde Alebucks at every street corner and alternate side of the street corpse dumping on Wednesdays and...
"You really don't want to do this do you Alice."
* * * * * *
Edenina, The Realm of Dreams
The Dream Continent of the Grimmlands (Germany)
The Lost Kingdom of Millennia.
"Oh I want to do this!" Alice complained, "Just not this boring crap! I WANNA FUCK!"
"Hooray. A hobby your actually good at."
"SHUT IT!"
Alice was a restless woman, a restless hormonally driven hopped up anxious excitable woman... as long as the things exciting her was lesbian sex, food, partying, money making adventuring and any combination of the four. She had long wild blonde hair, streaked with red making her look rather like a rocker than what she was, a self styled "freelance adventurer for hire". She wore a rather straightforward gear set, almost seeming normal in her dress. Light armor weave uniform woven with indestructible runescript into the material, long shimmering blue gloves (ending in Gear Gauntlets of Many Wonders at both arms) and thigh high blue boots. A rather conservative wear for one so anything but. She wore a hefty tesseract backpack and two side tesseract packs for her daily gear, equipment, and toys... one of which, a clear red vibrator (which she twirled in her hand idly as she leaned against the huge oak waiting) captivated her limited attention span as she narrated.
"Why do I have to recap..."
"Because, Alice, because." the disembodied female voice in her head chided, the voice being that of her new "conscious", a female persona ai bonded with her when she gained her Gauntlets. "It might contain information about how to overcome the obstacle ahead of us." she noted, the large endless expanse of thorns surrounding them. Truth they had made abit of progress when they started to enter the kingdom, but despite the fact the thorns were easily dispatched they were also covering a kingdom so many miles circular, so even if they were easily dealt with it still meant cutting into a massively large space looking for the proverbial "needle" in the haystack, a castle holding a sleeping princess.
"So you think going over the tale will make finding the castle easier, eh?"
"I'd say so. Anyway you wanted a break anyway so since we are here we might as well..."
"OK! OK! Fine! You win!" Alice groaned with reluctance, picking up the small Spellcyclopedia lying open on her stomach, pages flipped open to Kingdom Reference Sleeping Beauty Legend - Lands of Millennia...
* * * * * *
The happy couple was happy... of course.
"Of course."
But they wanted a child. A heir maybe even... is this going to get kinky and pervy?
"Wrong story... wrong blog too."
OK. Anyway to that end the happy king and queen fucked often, in every imaginative way... then the queen had the maid suck on the king's mighty lance until he was ready to fuck. Then the queen invited a long chain of maids to sleep with them and be fucked by the king's long ruling rod... they even went so far as to arrange playdates with the Royal Milkmaid, the king fucking her daily in the stables as the cows watched him hammering her sweet womanhood with his massive shaft, the poor trembling maiden clinging to the queen as he parted the maiden's legs and rode her...
"Horny?"
Surprisingly yes... DAMMIT!
"Is all that fucking around really in that story?"
Do I have to tell you the story of where babies come from again...
"No, no, I'm good."
Anyway after years of the best sex the queen finally gave birth to a beautiful girl... if I find out daddy ripened her already I'm so going to throw up and give up on humanity...
"Only if that were true after that misadventure at the brothel in New Haven..."
I was needy! Anyway... ahem... they were so thrilled they held a Royal Christening along with a Royal Feast and a Royal Orgy and...
"You made that last one up."
Oh you wish. You wish. Anyway the entire court and seven fairies of high rank of the region all showed up for the party... I hear fairies have imaginative ways to make fairy dust go a "long" way...
"I'm sure."
Ok. The big day arrived, the freeloaders showed up,and the baby was christened. So they went to the feast and the king popped party favors on the crowd with decorative silverware made of diamonds and gold... you do know you can't actually eat with gold and diamond silverware because the gold makes food taste horrid, and you always run the risk of swallowing the diamonds... well who should pop up but an ugly old fairy... Michelle Bachmann?
"Behave."
To Be Continued
"Ahem."
Yeah, yeah, there lived a king and a queen who ruled this little kingdom of many wonders, lile running water, and public transportation, and ye olde Alebucks at every street corner and alternate side of the street corpse dumping on Wednesdays and...
"You really don't want to do this do you Alice."
* * * * * *
Edenina, The Realm of Dreams
The Dream Continent of the Grimmlands (Germany)
The Lost Kingdom of Millennia.
"Oh I want to do this!" Alice complained, "Just not this boring crap! I WANNA FUCK!"
"Hooray. A hobby your actually good at."
"SHUT IT!"
Alice was a restless woman, a restless hormonally driven hopped up anxious excitable woman... as long as the things exciting her was lesbian sex, food, partying, money making adventuring and any combination of the four. She had long wild blonde hair, streaked with red making her look rather like a rocker than what she was, a self styled "freelance adventurer for hire". She wore a rather straightforward gear set, almost seeming normal in her dress. Light armor weave uniform woven with indestructible runescript into the material, long shimmering blue gloves (ending in Gear Gauntlets of Many Wonders at both arms) and thigh high blue boots. A rather conservative wear for one so anything but. She wore a hefty tesseract backpack and two side tesseract packs for her daily gear, equipment, and toys... one of which, a clear red vibrator (which she twirled in her hand idly as she leaned against the huge oak waiting) captivated her limited attention span as she narrated.
"Why do I have to recap..."
"Because, Alice, because." the disembodied female voice in her head chided, the voice being that of her new "conscious", a female persona ai bonded with her when she gained her Gauntlets. "It might contain information about how to overcome the obstacle ahead of us." she noted, the large endless expanse of thorns surrounding them. Truth they had made abit of progress when they started to enter the kingdom, but despite the fact the thorns were easily dispatched they were also covering a kingdom so many miles circular, so even if they were easily dealt with it still meant cutting into a massively large space looking for the proverbial "needle" in the haystack, a castle holding a sleeping princess.
"So you think going over the tale will make finding the castle easier, eh?"
"I'd say so. Anyway you wanted a break anyway so since we are here we might as well..."
"OK! OK! Fine! You win!" Alice groaned with reluctance, picking up the small Spellcyclopedia lying open on her stomach, pages flipped open to Kingdom Reference Sleeping Beauty Legend - Lands of Millennia...
* * * * * *
The happy couple was happy... of course.
"Of course."
But they wanted a child. A heir maybe even... is this going to get kinky and pervy?
"Wrong story... wrong blog too."
OK. Anyway to that end the happy king and queen fucked often, in every imaginative way... then the queen had the maid suck on the king's mighty lance until he was ready to fuck. Then the queen invited a long chain of maids to sleep with them and be fucked by the king's long ruling rod... they even went so far as to arrange playdates with the Royal Milkmaid, the king fucking her daily in the stables as the cows watched him hammering her sweet womanhood with his massive shaft, the poor trembling maiden clinging to the queen as he parted the maiden's legs and rode her...
"Horny?"
Surprisingly yes... DAMMIT!
"Is all that fucking around really in that story?"
Do I have to tell you the story of where babies come from again...
"No, no, I'm good."
Anyway after years of the best sex the queen finally gave birth to a beautiful girl... if I find out daddy ripened her already I'm so going to throw up and give up on humanity...
"Only if that were true after that misadventure at the brothel in New Haven..."
I was needy! Anyway... ahem... they were so thrilled they held a Royal Christening along with a Royal Feast and a Royal Orgy and...
"You made that last one up."
Oh you wish. You wish. Anyway the entire court and seven fairies of high rank of the region all showed up for the party... I hear fairies have imaginative ways to make fairy dust go a "long" way...
"I'm sure."
Ok. The big day arrived, the freeloaders showed up,and the baby was christened. So they went to the feast and the king popped party favors on the crowd with decorative silverware made of diamonds and gold... you do know you can't actually eat with gold and diamond silverware because the gold makes food taste horrid, and you always run the risk of swallowing the diamonds... well who should pop up but an ugly old fairy... Michelle Bachmann?
"Behave."
To Be Continued
Monday, September 6, 2010
New Erotica Blog (Inky Blog)
Home Schooled Witchcraft (manga)
Pink Panties (manga)
New Erotic Novel (TBD)
Daily hentai image posts, weekly updates on titles during weekends and hopefully this time a new attempt to revive works. Preseently need new Artists (try to get one at least for start) and try to get work revived.
Presently looking for publisher for titles, any suggestions of publishers greatly appreciated (thank you).
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Audio podcasts for erotic reviews?
Well the new technology I'm tinkering about with now of course can't be used for erotic fictions... really, it'd be a disaster... but it could be used to crank out erotica reviews... though right now I'm considering finding a home for said cast (maybe with my Editor over at barebackmag) before I even venture into it.
Right now I already put together a bare bones cast for another topic, but if I feel like I can do more I'd like to expand the idea and see where else I can go with it. Of course it's all bare bones minimal content right now until I either find more technology to expand what I can presently do right now, or a good technical assistant to team up with to expand content. One or the other.
But that's something for future posts I suppose, right now I need to also work on new fictions for submission while I'm at it. Sigh. I'll post here once I got a new story going which hopefully is shortly, stay tuned.
Right now I already put together a bare bones cast for another topic, but if I feel like I can do more I'd like to expand the idea and see where else I can go with it. Of course it's all bare bones minimal content right now until I either find more technology to expand what I can presently do right now, or a good technical assistant to team up with to expand content. One or the other.
But that's something for future posts I suppose, right now I need to also work on new fictions for submission while I'm at it. Sigh. I'll post here once I got a new story going which hopefully is shortly, stay tuned.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Erotica Sweet 16 Lite Issue Three now out.
Check out either the Sanctuary Publishing Inc. Blog (should be a link to that in the links section) or http://darkeraven.webs.com/ (and the official Sanctuary Publishing webpage) for more info.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Home Schooled Witchcraft Preview Coming This Weekend...
Original preview content (fresh fiction I'm writing this week) will highlight the preview. Stay tuned (and once again sorry for the long delay, I'm still way backlogged so it seems I never have time to write everything I want to as fast as I want to).
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